FROM THE FAMILY
The Back Who Could Practice Stopped Practicing
Last week's Offer was TreVeyon Henderson because he could practice. He has not practiced since August 24. Tomorrow is Wednesday Night Football anyway. I am not making this up.
Camp Report Week 10: September 4
The Gavfather System auto-processed 294 camp news items. 22 players affected.
Josh Jacobs Is on a List Your Draft App Does Not Understand
The Packers' lead back cannot practice or play until Roger Goodell says so. The market still has him as an RB2. I checked. Twice.
The WR Camp Board: Who Camp Actually Moved
Camp flags on receivers and tight ends, plus the largest BUY/FADE gaps vs ADP.
A Field Guide to Week 1, Australia, and the Many Flavors of 'Cleared'
The NFL starts in 10 days, one of the games is in Australia, and Patrick Mahomes is cleared in the same way you are cleared to look at the dessert menu. I am not making this up.
Camp Report Week 9: August 28
The Gavfather System processed 1000 data points from camp this week. Here is everything that changed and what it means for your draft.
What Actually Moved This Week
36 camp updates and 166 high-priority deltas this week. Here is what actually moved.
The QB Board After Camp: Confidence Intervals, Not Vibes
QB order, camp medical flags, and the largest ADP gaps after today's file.
The Backfield Map: Who Is Actually Locked In
Locked-in backs vs PUP rooms vs the biggest RB BUY gaps on the live board.
The Vacancy Report: Who Inherits the Work
10 vacancy flags in the camp file. Here is who inherits the work, and which BUY names the market still has too cheap.
Camp Report Week 8: August 21
The Gavfather System processed 1000 data points from camp this week. Here is everything that changed and what it means for your draft.
Camp Report Week 7: August 14
The Gavfather System processed 1000 data points from camp this week. Here is everything that changed and what it means for your draft.
The WR Camp Board: Speed, Toes, and a 22-Spot Discount
McLaurin is clocking 22 mph. Egbuka left practice with a toe. Jennings is 22 spots cheaper than he should be. Camp did not rewrite the WR board. It circled the names the market is still mispricing.
Camp Report Week 6: August 7
The Gavfather System processed 1000 data points from camp this week. Here is everything that changed and what it means for your draft.
Believe: The One Metric That Predicts Everything
Ted Lasso threw darts he had never thrown before and hit the bullseye. Not because of talent. Because of process. The Gavfather System found the one process metric that predicts fantasy performance better than anything else in 22 years of data.
Should I Stay or Should I Go: The TE Question
George Costanza spent nine seasons overthinking every decision until it was too late. Every fantasy drafter does the same thing with tight end. The data finally has an answer.
Every Position Is a Station: Your 2026 Draft Guide
In The Bear every station in the kitchen has a role and a timing. Draft too early and you ruin the meal. Draft too late and you're scrambling. The Gavfather System tells you when to pull the trigger at every position.
The Moneyball Picks: Players the Market Is Getting Wrong
Billy Beane didn't find better players. He found players the market mispriced. The Gavfather System does the same thing with 22 years of NFL data. Here are this year's undervalued assets.
The Bust List: This Is Not Going to Work Out for You
Succession taught us that the most confident person in the room is usually the one about to get humiliated. The data agrees. Here are the players everyone loves that the model wants nothing to do with.
21 Teams Changed Offensive Coordinators. Your Rankings Don't Know.
The most coordinator turnover in NFL history happened this offseason. Virtually every public rankings site is still using 2025 scheme data that no longer applies. We are not.
The 10 People at Every Fantasy Draft (And What the Data Says About Them)
You know these people. You've drafted with these people. You might BE one of these people. The data has opinions about all of them.
With Great Data Comes Great Fantasy Football Rankings
The Gavfather System swung through 22 years of NFL data and came back with 5 calls that will get me laughed at. Until they hit.
Why I Built an AI System. (It's Not What You Think.)
I won my first fantasy championship in high school knowing nothing about football. My first question was why the players' pants didn't fall down when they got tackled. I still won. Fast forward to now — I work in tech, and I figured I could apply AI to the data nobody else looks at.